“If I didn’t think the world needed saving, I would be an excellent housewife/hostess. I love crafting menus and decorating.”
“I mean she’s a good friend, but I’m not creasing my sneakers for her”
“If you hear Allah, just say Ameena. They’re blessing you”
“Your students weren’t listening to you? Do you have a stick? I am not beating my students”
“When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone”
“There was a gorilla revolt in my country”
“ I know I just posed that as a question but I didn’t really mean it that way “
“She had never understood why different meant lesser than to some people”
“Wow what a cult of personality thing to do. A little narcissist”
“Tu n'es pas méchant aussi je sais que vous ne refuserais moi. Je voudrais ton numéro. Désolé Mr, je suis méchante"
“There are more things likely to frighten us than there are to crush us. We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”
"You know we're being very American right? Yeahhh"
“If you have a sensitive soul, don’t come. You will cry”
"Well, happy first Deltaversary, Soror"
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